I love Tumblr. You can say “asgfdhgyukdas” or “hnng” and everyone will understand you, but spell “you’re” wrong and you’re dead.
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Carly, 20, head is currently in the clouds. I guess this isn't much different from other blogs here. But hey, we're all unique, so perhaps it is. Here, you'll find a little of this, a little of that, just the things that make up me. What are those things, you ask? Just scroll to find out!
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David…wtf are you doing?
Umm…did you just tilt your head?
| in my history class today | |
| some girl: | i dont get why guys like lesbian porn so much i mean its weird its not like theres any girls that like gay porn seriously |
| me: | sinks down slowly into my chair until i sink through the floor and into the depths of hell |
| attractive boy: | hi i'm famous |
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| attractive boy: | hi i'm gay |
| attractive boy: | hi i'm a douchebag |
| attractive boy: | hi i'm twice your age |
| attractive boy: | hi i have a girlfriend |
| attractive boy: | hi i don't like you back |
| attractive boy: | hi i live on the other side of the planet |
| attractive boy: | hi i don't know that you exist |
| attractive boy: | hi i'm a fictional character |
| James: | Lily? |
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| Lily: | Mmmm |
| James: | I may have wrapped Harry in my invisibility cloak for his nap...and now I can't find him. |
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| James: | ...but I swear, the last time I saw him he was somewhere in the room. |
This girl is the biggest GPOY of my life.
Even more GPOY for me simply because she’s ginger. She’s my hero.
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All this talk of princesses, cupcakes, and eclairs. I almost feel like I’m high on life at a slumber party. Wooooooooooo.
Screw that game. If you want to be a princess, then be a damn princess! And I’ll be a princess with you!Aw. :3 You are so nice.
But they are so pretty and have blue skin (sometimes) and are waaaay too skinny, but obv due to conditioning that is my beauty ideal. I’d just look like the Bakers wife, haha.
I can see you in your icon, and you definitely are pwetty! Heck, I’ll also say that I’m pretty, and I don’t always believe that I am. And besides, being a baker’s wife can be fun. Think of the free access to cupcakes and cream puffs!
Call me a naive Canadian, but are the points in British tee vee shows (QI, 8 out of 10 cats, etc.) totally and completely irrelevant?
Why do you even need the “points premise,” British tee vee viewers?
The points systems are sometimes completely made up, and just for fun….
As they say in Whose Line is it Anyway, “the points don’t matter.” Points don’t have to mean anything, they’re just awarded to keep the show enjoyable and watchable.