I love Tumblr. You can say “asgfdhgyukdas” or “hnng” and everyone will understand you, but spell “you’re” wrong and you’re dead.


wtfrudoindavidtennant:

David…wtf are you doing?

Umm…did you just tilt your head?

wtfrudoindavidtennant:

David…wtf are you doing?

Umm…did you just tilt your head?


in my history class today
some girl: i dont get why guys like lesbian porn so much i mean its weird its not like theres any girls that like gay porn seriously
me: sinks down slowly into my chair until i sink through the floor and into the depths of hell

attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character

I suppose this used to happen quite often

James: Lily?
Lily: Mmmm
James: I may have wrapped Harry in my invisibility cloak for his nap...and now I can't find him.
Lily:
James:
Lily:
James:
Lily:
James: ...but I swear, the last time I saw him he was somewhere in the room.

siriused:

This girl is the biggest GPOY of my life.

Even more GPOY for me simply because she’s ginger. She’s my hero.

(via oliverwoodandstarkid)


TUMBLR GROUP HUG!!! (reblog to join)


All this talk of princesses, cupcakes, and eclairs. I almost feel like I’m high on life at a slumber party. Wooooooooooo.


hahastupidcoolpeople:

Screw that game. If you want to be a princess, then be a damn princess! And I’ll be a princess with you!

Aw. :3 You are so nice.

But they are so pretty and have blue skin (sometimes) and are waaaay too skinny, but obv due to conditioning that is my beauty ideal. I’d just look like the Bakers wife, haha.

I can see you in your icon, and you definitely are pwetty! Heck, I’ll also say that I’m pretty, and I don’t always believe that I am. And besides, being a baker’s wife can be fun. Think of the free access to cupcakes and cream puffs!